The Real Housewives of New Jersey S6 Ep 9 Recap/Review: So we saw Rino's penis cover. lol

So the blog is under construction, but yes I'm back. With that being said I will be updating all the gossip and episodes of those wonderful housewives of Bravo that I watch each week on the blog. Now this season of RHONJ has been a whirlwind and a bunch of emotions. Tho it has given us some extreme table flipping moments. (Hair pulling anyone.) It has been a lot of just raw nerves because as everyone knows this season was taped during the Teresa trail. Now some new girls were added that I very much enjoy. (The twins.) Then a new girl was added that Bravo can take back. I think all of you know who that girl is. Well incase you don't know who that girl is. I'll say her name.

Her name is Amber Marchese, and I understand she has been through a lot in her life. What she has been through isn't easy, and I congratulate her on that. I still don't like her. The past few episodes she has gotten worse and worse. She is always in everyone's business, and not only is she in other peoples business. She likes to spread that business around. Then if someone happens to tell someone that they heard it from her. She goes off saying that person is the messy one. Um excuse me? Weren't you the person spreading the business in the first place? Yeah. This is Amber. 

Like I said this isn't getting any better. A couple of episodes she found out some extremely messy gossip from Victoria Gotti that Teresa Aprea's husband Rino Aprea had an affair with his mother in law. Teresa's mother Santa. The look on Amber's face when she got this info. It was like she was being asked to hold her breathe for a certain amount of time and she was turning red with the info. It was like her hands were itching to have a messy discussion with someone else. That night a party where all the girls were attending. She felt the need to discuss the conversation wtih Teresa. Tho Teresa was there the night Victoria told her. Basically Amber wanted someone to walk in on the conversation and for something to become a big deal. This is Amber's personality. She is a messed up person. Who is a nosey/messy/busy body. Who enjoys being the center of attention. 

I take you to tonight's episode. Amber call's Teresa G like she did last week out the blue, and feels the need to ask her about her case again. The thing I don't understand is why does she all of a sudden have this SisterSister (love that show) bond with Teresa. Last thing I saw her husband was making a huge deal about not being able to breathe the same air as them. Now she is acting like they signed a fucking friend contract and are best friend for life. She calls Teresa and she asks her all about the case. She doesn't just ask her like a normal person would ask.

Let me take that back. There really isn't a normal way a person would ask about the case. I mean what would you say, "So hey did the jury picking go good. Did they look like they are going to be nice to you?" I mean seriously lol. Maybe she could just call and say. "Is everything going ok with the case?" Then leave it at that if she feels the need to be so nosey. No she takes it to this next level of almost sounding like she is on the opposing side's team, or like she is the one selling stories. It's just creepy. She is asking 20 questions to Teresa. So what did they say, and what did they do. What color was the judges shirt. What type of heels did the lawyer wear. It's creepy. It's like she was pushed into it. At least with Jac's 20 questions Jac was Teresa's friend for years. She had a little bit of a reason for feeling she needed to know what was going on. Amber's reasons make no sense what so ever. 

This was a very mellow not very actiony episode overall. Lots of doctor exams. Rino let us see his um well. He showed us his penis undies and he had a butt exam. I really like the Apreas. IDK what it is about them, but I like em.

I do think that Rino has an extremely kinky side especially from that underwear reveal, and a warped sense of humor. (Which I always appreciate) I'm starting to wonder if he told Gotti that he slept with Santa as a drunk twisted joke lol. IDK. It would be hella funny but messed up if he did. They said that Rino's butt looked pretty clean and Teresa took the credit for all the healthy cooking she does around the house. hehehe. Good job Teresa. 

Dina sees Luke off who is very close to her family. It's extremely emotional. Lexi has no idea who she is going to get boy advice from. Dina has no idea who she is going to get shopping tips from. hehe. It's a super sweet moment. Melissa went to look at a house rebuild and Joe Gorga was excited but more excited to work on the next one after this. Joey you might want to slow down. It's better to just sit down and enjoy what you got. Your sister was go big or go home. Now I'm sure she would be happy to just have that apartment with her husband not in prison. We get it. You have a lot of money Joe. You win. 

The Aprea's have a big dinner where they invite Dina over. (Rino isn't able to eat because he has a butt movie in the morning.) During the dinner it comes out that Amber has been playing "Law and Order" with Teresa. Dina is a very close friend of Teresa. Her friendship is one of those rare ones that extends past the show so she doesn't really appreciate what is going on. One of the twins laughs, "And your surprised?"

Dina laughs with her. Told you those girls weren't dumb lol. Dina has pretty much decided these girls aren't trying to leach off Teresa like some are. She asks them to just not mention the trialwhen around her. They totally agree. Then wonder if she is coming to Florida. Dina Shrugs, "We are just gonna have to wait and see." CLIFFHANGER................

Next week is going to be the return of Jac. We will see if her and Ter will be able to mend fences. I think with the chucky doll out the way. That just might happen. *Giggles*

Do you think Amber was out of line? Do you think Rino slept with santa? leave your opinion.