Last night Ms. Brandi, “Please
leave me alone twitter. You are meanie faces!” Glanville.
Got very starved for attention last night on twitter.
Last night the Real Housewives of NYC
was airing, and not only was it airing but it was BOOKGATE.
Which was a very very entertaining episode, and had everyone talking.
Had everyone talking about everything housewives, but not Brandi.
I'll get more into BOOKGATE on a later post, but pretty much
all the attention was on RHONY.
Brandi of course didn't like
this at all, and she was being extra as hell on twitter. I'm starting
to believe that Ms. Glanville has multiple personality
disorder. Here are some of her personality shifting tweets from the last few days.
She went from “Omg, I hate twitter
and people are bitches” personality. To “Omg, I'm so sad and
needy. Please know how sad I am and feel for me.” personality. To
“Omg why aren't you paying attention to me! I know a person on that
show everyone is talking about. She modeled with me. Did I tell you I
was a model. I was a model. Pay attention to me.” personality. To
“OMG I'M FLYING AND XANAX AND DEL TACO!” personality. Basically
Brandi was thirsty as hell last night, and it was very very
funny to watch. She has pretty much told twitter like a million times
that she is tired of the people on it. That everyone is so mad at
her. That she just hates signing into it now, but she signs into it.
Then she sees what is said and then cries about why don't people like
her anymore. Which gets her the attention she wants for like 2
seconds..then people start calling her out on her BS. Then she goes
into why is this happening to me..make it stop mode. Brandi is
the biggest emotional manipulator I have ever seen in reality... I
should take that back. Not the biggest one, but she is very much one
of the top ten. She whines and yells. Then says she is drunk. Then
says she is fucking. Then says she is taking care of her family and
going to del taco.
Brandi is pretty much acting
like the person she accused of being on meth when she first met her.
Kim Richards. The irony of this is that Brandi is a
drug abusing addict. This is what we get from the show and her
twitter. She is always telling us that she has popped some pills and
now she is drinking. I think everyone knows that is a bad combo.
RIGHT BRANDI! (Which I feel stupid because I just laughed it
off when she first went on vacation and bragged about popping Xanax
on the plane. Then said Oh I just had a drink and I feel great after
poppin that Xanax. I got caught up in the pretty colors and didn't
pay attention. I should have paid attention. After a few more drunken
tampon moments. I said. OHHHHHH. Lol. ) She is Kim Richards.
She is all over the place, but the difference. Kim is at least
entertaining about it. Brandi thinks she is funny with the
puns she stole from her funnier friends (Aka “So chi’s calling”.
I'm almost certain, That wasn't her...yeah that wasn't her. Brandi's
wit doesn't extend that far to make funny witty comments. Just
look at her twitter feed.) Kim can be annoying but she is
funny. Her tweets that make no sense are funny. A crazy funny that I
enjoy. Her blogs too..Crazy funny. Makes no damn sense, but like
watching the town crazy dude. It's entertaining. Brandi is not
entertaining. She is a sloppy drunk and high mess. She could be a
True Life episode. Kim is reality televisions town crazy dude.
Which is funny. Brandi is just a fucking drunk/pill addict no one is
stopping. Which is kind of sad in a fucked up way. Now I don't think
Kim Richards is interesting enough to warrant a fucking
forever segment like they gave her on the reunion. (This is directed
at Bravo's editors/producers.) That felt like we were watching
a damn brain washing thing to make us forget that we are annoyed.
Annoyed with Kim for cosigning on something she didn't
understand. Also cosigning with a girl she didn't like, and attacking
Ken. We get she doesn't like Lisa. Kim give us your reasons.
Not the reasons you think will make everyone jump on your side.
Yolanda, Kyle, and Brandi already have that covered.
Maybe I'm wrong. Maybe I should just
accept the 40 year old acting like she is 20 year old Brandi.
Her “I'm just honest” life motto which I'm almost certain she
didn't own until people told her they enjoyed it on the show. I think
the I'm just honest tag line can be so dangerous for anyone. Not just
reality television. Those are the people that insult people and then
laugh. I'm just being honest. Wait....that's me..FML. Damn it. This
fucks up my whole speech. Damn it damn it. I'm just being honest tho,
and that means Brandi can't get mad at me. I'm as Ramona says,
“I'm just telling it like it is” *Sips her wine and steps off
soapbox* I suck at giving speeches anyways.
Ugh I rambled and made no sense
Basically in summary I don't like Brandi. I liked her at first
then this season. I saw so much just fuckery that I was like ugh fuck
this shit. Then I started putting shit together. This bitch isn't
honest. She is just a self entitled wanna be rich and famous bitch
that slimed onto reality television. That's it. Her honesty wasn't
the thing that made me mad. It was her intent to take someone down.
Someone who actually gave a damn about her fuck ass. Then her try to
grin like she is doing something to this person. She whined that she
didn't want to be helped, and then asked to be helped. Then she said
she didn't want it on camera, yet she is the person that seems to
want everything on camera. (Revealing stuff like how many men she
fucked last night, or that she made out with Carlton last
night. Not thinking “Hey Carlton actually works, so I might
want to ask her about putting that out on camera." I know Carlton
put fondling her babysitter and her sex toys on camera. Still she did
that by her own choice. Brandi didn't even have the common
decency to give her a fucking heads up before she put that out there
on camera.) Brandi I'm going to explain this to you like you
are five. Even if you “Take down” Lisa, and this is a big
IF. She will still do well. She will still have her restaurants. She
will still have her loving family and that is including Ken
(Who is super rich and doesn't have work. If he doesn't want to.)
who adores her. You know the short old dude (Brandi doesn't
date unattractive men...Bullshit. I'm sure you would date a paycheck
if he fucking wanted to put up with your ass.) you wanted to fuck
super super bad. That was very loyal to his wife and didn't want to
fuck you. Yeah that dude. He will still be with her and she will
still be fierce. You will still have a podcast, and books. I guess.
#Kanyeshrug. I know...I know...I get it. Brandi is the truth
cannon, but in my opinion the truth cannon is full of shit. Full of
shit and shooting shit all over the place.
Tootles till next time
XOXO
Lola B. Shadee
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